she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
