oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize