rhymes with "ouble enetration"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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