so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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