I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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