booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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