check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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