Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
did you just send me my own nude
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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