Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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