she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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