I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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