So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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