The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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