@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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