But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize