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This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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