yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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