ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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