There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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