At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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