I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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