gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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