Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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