I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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