I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
