Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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