He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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