I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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