How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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