Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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