Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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