i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
