He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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