what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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