Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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