Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I could make wine with my vomit
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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