You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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