Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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