Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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