He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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