Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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