Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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