Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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