Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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