Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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