I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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