I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
All the doctor said was why
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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