You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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