is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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