In the future we'll all be gay
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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