At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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