I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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