ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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