...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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