why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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